You work all week to keep your house clean or we clean it all in one day.
Let the mess pile up, or let us pile up the mess for you.
We can keep your days clear.
TRASH:
Leave the smelly stuff to us.
Leave the wrinkly nosing stuff to us.
Leave the stinky stuff to us.
Leave the less appealing cleaning to us.
It wont pile up if you let us do it for you.
Don’t stress yourself with your mess. Let us clean it up.
Leave the mess to us.
We can handle the smell. You don’t need to worry about it
We will leave the smell of cleaners in your house.
The only smell you will smell when we leave is of cleaner.
Lemon is all you will smell when we leave.
Lemon is all you will smell when we leave.
Lemon is the only smell we leave behind.
Merry maids. Let us do the dirty work.
Don’t let the work pile up. Let us clean it for you.
Let it pile up. We will leave it clean for you.
Let it pile up. We will take care of all of it for you. No matter how big the mess.
We can leave your house smelling like lemon even if you can’t keep it looking clean.
We leave you housing clean and fresh, even if you don’t.
LAUNDRY:
Only we can fold your clothes the way you like them, even if you don’t keep them folded.
If you want to wait for us to fold them again, that’s fine.
It might not smell fresh when you leave it, but it will when we leave it.
Fresh is what we focus on.
Fresh is our middle name.
Fresh is just one of our mantras.
We can find that missing sock.
Let us find your lucky shirt.
You hate doing it, we hate leaving them dirty.
You throw them on the floor, we clean up your floor.
Throw them anywhere you want. We will make it look like it never happened.
We will make it look like it never happened.
Leave it to us, and you will forget it ever happened.
Let us help you forget.
Start over fresh each week with us.
DISHES:
Sparkling is our specialty.
Shiny is our specialty.
We like the smell of old food even less than you do.
Leaving you sparkling and clean for the next week of mess.
Give us an hour we will give you a clean kitchen.
Let us do your dirty work.
We are your cleaning fairies.
The little cleaning elves.
The magic you never see.
We make sure you start fresh each week.
Even if you don’t stay that way, we will start you fresh each week.
It’s like having your mom living with you, except she’s not.
Like having mom live with you without the nagging.
Your mom refuses to clean for you anymore, but we wont.
Mom doesn’t do your dishes anymore, but we do.
We aren’t mom, but we clean just as good.
You’re not a teenager anymore, even if you house looks like it. Let us clean it like your mom used to.
I like the 'like it never happened' idea but think you need to push the lines further. I also think the following lines support your concept nicely, but again, need some tweaking. Can you come up with more options in this vein?
ReplyDeleteStart over fresh each week with us.
We make sure you start fresh each week.